Snowie’s Soliloquys 25 February 2016

Hey Peepth, can thomeone call the Union Guy and th Doggy Righth Commissioner.

Dog Farth-er hath woken me from a thound thleep with thome ridiculuth idea that I need to go out to th’ toilet!

If they’re makin’ me go to work again – I’m-a gonna howl like a wail-in banshee an’ worsa than Dog Muvver when she’s drained the champagne.

Look at the indignity of it all – I’m still in me jarmies for dog-th sake!