{"id":909,"date":"2016-06-06T11:01:47","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T01:31:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=909"},"modified":"2016-06-06T11:01:47","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T01:31:47","slug":"sophie-jane-great-white-terror-terrier-19-may-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/sophie-great-white-terror-terrier\/sophie-jane-great-white-terror-terrier-19-may-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Sophie Jane – Great White Terror (Terrier) – 19 May 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Yo Peeps, Sophie Jane, GWT here again – reporting in with a Union Rep Sit-Rep from Saturday.<\/p>\n

\"Carrot<\/p>\n

Already the gang have had to call on my newly elected Union Rep. Services on a number of occasions. I’ve had to make formal and quite stern representations on behalf of Member Sandy – who upon informing the Dog Father that she was still hungry the other night after dinner – was offered a half carrot to chew. Seriously, are you kidding me?? I know technically it wasn’t his fault as…<\/span> he was acting on instruction from the Dog Mother – who claims she read it was a good healthy snack for dogs (on Facebook, of all things) – I know right – what dog lovin’ pet person believes ANYTHING they read on Facebook?<\/span><\/p>\n

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I instructed my member to refuse outright to have anything to do with that carrot.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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I’ve also instituted a class action this evening when the Dog Mother neglected to dole out the brisling sardines in oil that were to be an accompaniment to our evening meal.<\/p>\n

\"Fishing<\/p>\n

This constitutes a blatant disregard for our wellbeing and enjoyment.<\/p>\n

If this keeps up – I expect I’ll have to issue a default notice and we’ll have to institute rolling work to rule action and ultimately, schedule a complete “stop work”.<\/p>\n

I’m pretty sure I heard the Dog Mother darkly muttering something about who would know the difference – but Im here to tell you – she wont be just carrying two dogs out to the toilet if she doesn’t heed our: Take Notice to Comply.<\/p>\n

It’s a good thing I’m now here to represent the proletariat – that’s all I can say.<\/p>\n

On the trail of righteousness and equity and fair work – this is U.R GWT S.J\u203c\ufe0f<\/i>\u26a0\ufe0f<\/i><\/p>\n<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yo Peeps, Sophie Jane, GWT here again – reporting in with a Union Rep Sit-Rep from Saturday. Already the gang have had to call on my newly elected Union Rep. Services on a number of occasions. I’ve had to make formal and quite stern representations on behalf of Member Sandy – who upon informing the Dog Father that she was still hungry the other night after dinner – was offered a half carrot to chew….<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":476,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/909"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=909"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/909\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":912,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/909\/revisions\/912"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=909"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}