{"id":904,"date":"2016-06-06T10:55:08","date_gmt":"2016-06-06T01:25:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=904"},"modified":"2016-06-06T10:55:32","modified_gmt":"2016-06-06T01:25:32","slug":"sophie-jane-great-white-terror-terrier-16-may-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/sophie-great-white-terror-terrier\/sophie-jane-great-white-terror-terrier-16-may-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Sophie Jane Great White Terror (Terrier) – 16 May 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yo Peeps, Today is a very important day in Hope Springs Eternal history.<\/p>\n

We are staging an industrial revolution. It all started with the outrageous use and abuse of Snowie and her “cuteness factor” to tug at peoples “Awww” reactions – and her being taken to work and made to stay awake for hours on end – attending meetings, mediating disputes, negotiating outcomes and just being generally cute.<\/p>\n

Despite several requests and her very best please – I’m so very cute, faces – Snowie remains un-remunerated for this work – and there is general feeling that these Dog Muvver and Farver Peeps have an OUTRAGEOUS EXPECTATION that we dogs – should in fact, contribute to the household in some meaningful way and earn our keep – even if it is just looking cute in photos and engaging with the Hope Springs Community.<\/p>\n

We’ve all had a round bowl discussion about it and chewed the fat (off our meaty beef neck bones) – we’ve put it to the vote – and I – Sophie Jane – Great White Terror (Terrier) have been duly anointed and appointed – as the Hope Springs Eternal (Work\/Chain) Gang – Union Representative.<\/p>\n

I will be putting our list of demands to the hierarchy this evening as follows:<\/p>\n

Maisie insists that she be allowed to wallow and flurble in whatever she likes, whenever she likes – and that her efforts to add texture, aroma and additional colour to her coat not be undermined by bathing!<\/p>\n

BJ demands raspberry jam on toast EVERY day for breakfast – not just on special occasions.<\/p>\n

Mel insists that she have prime position next to the Dog Mother at ALL times – after all she is the original “Baby Dog”.<\/p>\n

Me – I demand my back rubs be conducted with alacrity and with full focus – by the Dog Father – the absolute minute he is finished eating.<\/p>\n

Mack wants a new toy to destroy – EVERY day – they don’t call him “Big Mack Attack” for nothing.<\/p>\n

George wants to swim with duckies, run with alpacas, bark at cows, be besotted with birds and have adventures EVERY single day.<\/p>\n

\"Sophie<\/p>\n

Sandy wants to eat (PLEASE), and then perhaps eat some more?<\/p>\n

Snowie wants – Maisie to stop taking over her bed – and her outstanding wages paid, along with her additional duties allowance, working away from home allowance, travel allowance, uniform allowance and incidentals.<\/p>\n

The Gang feel that I can best represent their interests and knows that I will not be dissuaded, and have means at my disposal to ensure that I am heard and taken seriously. I mean – have you heard my growl? Have you seen me give the “Stink Eye”, have you been subject to my insistent scratching when I want to be picked up – and my coup de grace – I’ll nip that Dog Mother on the back of the leg when she’s not expecting it – if I don’t get my own way.<\/p>\n

We may demand sardines every day – not just occasionally as a special dinner add on. I may also insist that bones are given more than once a week – and I may demand that carpet be especially rolled out each time I need to tinkle – so that I don’t get my feet wet.<\/p>\n

We may have further tail wag sessions and determine what else we wish to demand of our people pets.<\/p>\n

Stay posted people – Sophie Jane GWT is on the case and representing doggie interests.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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