{"id":539,"date":"2016-04-26T23:53:40","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T14:23:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=539"},"modified":"2016-04-27T16:05:33","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T06:35:33","slug":"539-2","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/sophie-great-white-terror-terrier\/539-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Sophie – Great White Terror (Terrier) – 29 March 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"
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Hi All, Sophie – Great White Terror (I mean Terrier) checking in – just so you remember who’s Boss around here.<\/div>\n
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I’ve had an issue lately sleeping in the same space as the other dogs – (Maisie snores like you would not believe)!! I hate to suggest it – but – y’know, if she stopped eating like there was no t’morrow – well – she wouldn’t be so (ahem) FAT and might not snore like a – dare I say it – well perhaps I’ll just whisper it Dog-Farver (sshhh).<\/div>\n
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Anyway, I didn’t want to sleep with the other dogs anymore and I started hiding at bedtime – under the bed, under the car, under a bush – you get the idea.<\/div>\n
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Soo, Dog Mother gave in to my demand for a different sleeping environment and I have been sleeping in my own bed next to the Dog Parents’ bed.<\/div>\n
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This arrangement seemed to work for a few days and then I decided that if I got my own way about that – then I could probably get away with going to bed early and not have to go outside and go to the toilet before bedtime – I mean – it’s outrageously rude to make you go out in the dark and the cold when you’ve been curled up on a comfortable lap all evening, anyway!<\/div>\n<\/div>\n
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A-and- I was getting away with it until Sunday night when I had to get up and go out to the toilet at 2.30am.<\/div>\n
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I was minding my own business and taking a tinkle in the cold and the dark and possums were snarling and hissing all around me (did I mention it was dark?)<\/div>\n
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It scared me – I mean I needed to scare them – so I set about barking up a storm – Aaaa-WhoooWhoooWhoooWhooo! Dog Mother says she could hear the fear in my voice – but I think she just doesn’t understand that one has to set exactly the right tone for maximum impact.<\/div>\n
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Anyway, (sigh) – the upshot seems to be that now I am to be wrenched from my warm bed to go outside to the toilet so that I can go to bed!!! Go figure!!\u00a0 There’s just no making sense of these Dog Parent types, sometimes.<\/div>\n
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I am however, busy – strategising my next move – so stay tuned to hear more!<\/div>\n
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Later – Persons, Sophie GWT<\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hi All, Sophie – Great White Terror (I mean Terrier) checking in – just so you remember who’s Boss around here. I’ve had an issue lately sleeping in the same space as the other dogs – (Maisie snores like you would not believe)!! I hate to suggest it – but – y’know, if she stopped eating like there was no t’morrow – well – she wouldn’t be so (ahem) FAT and might not snore like…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":476,"menu_order":2,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/539"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":547,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/539\/revisions\/547"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/476"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}