{"id":515,"date":"2016-04-26T22:59:07","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T13:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=515"},"modified":"2016-04-27T16:06:54","modified_gmt":"2016-04-27T06:36:54","slug":"snowies-soliloquys-24-april-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/snowies-soliloquys-2\/snowies-soliloquys-24-april-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Snowie&#8217;s Soliloquy&#8217;s &#8211; 24 April 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Pssssth Peepth, Sshhh! Can thomeone get th&#8217; Union Bloke urgently pleath?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">You know the Dog Mutha made me go ta&#8217; work before, right &#8211; i have photo- graphic evidenth that I was forced to complete formth and attend meetingth. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Well&#8230;.I heard &#8216;er tell th&#8217; Dog Farther that they wasth plannin on sendin out lot-tha lettas to Peepth at her work, and that I could thit there &#8211; and they\u00a0 coukd use-th me and my pokey out tongue to lick th&#8217; thtamps. A Thticker Licker &#8211; I don&#8217; think tho! I got righth &#8211; an I&#8217;m a Thivil Libertarian!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">She then wen on to say that she could line all the dogth up inna row wiv their tongue-th out and juth run lineth of thtamps along their tongue-th. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Then there-th all tha envelope-th.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">Neva mind th&#8217; Union Bloke &#8211; best get th R-ETH-PEE-THEE-AY! Th-traight up. <\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">\u00a0<\/span><span style=\"color: #000000; font-family: Calibri;\">We all need-a be thaved from Exth-ploy-tay-shun!<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-516\" src=\"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Bunny\" width=\"262\" height=\"349\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-98x130.jpg 98w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Bunny.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 262px) 100vw, 262px\" \/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pssssth Peepth, Sshhh! Can thomeone get th&#8217; Union Bloke urgently pleath? \u00a0You know the Dog Mutha made me go ta&#8217; work before, right &#8211; i have photo- graphic evidenth that I was forced to complete formth and attend meetingth. \u00a0Well&#8230;.I heard &#8216;er tell th&#8217; Dog Farther that they wasth plannin on sendin out lot-tha lettas to Peepth at her work, and that I could thit there &#8211; and they\u00a0 coukd use-th me and my pokey&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":470,"menu_order":4,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/515"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=515"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/515\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":517,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/515\/revisions\/517"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=515"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}