{"id":495,"date":"2016-04-26T22:32:08","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T13:02:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=495"},"modified":"2016-04-26T22:32:08","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T13:02:08","slug":"snowies-soliloquys-25-february-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/snowies-soliloquys-2\/snowies-soliloquys-25-february-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"Snowie&#8217;s Soliloquys 25 February 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>Hey Peepth, can thomeone call the Union Guy and th Doggy Righth Commissioner.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Dog Farth-er hath woken me from a thound thleep with thome ridiculuth idea that I need to go out to th&#8217; toilet!<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>If they&#8217;re makin&#8217; me go to work again &#8211; I&#8217;m-a gonna howl like a wail-in banshee an&#8217; worsa than Dog Muvver when she&#8217;s drained the champagne.<\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-496\" src=\"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Snow Jarmies\" width=\"299\" height=\"399\" srcset=\"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-600x800.jpg 600w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-113x150.jpg 113w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-98x130.jpg 98w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies-300x400.jpg 300w, https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/04\/Snow-Jarmies.jpg 720w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 299px) 100vw, 299px\" \/><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div><\/div>\n<div>Look at the indignity of it all &#8211; I&#8217;m still in me jarmies for dog-th sake!<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hey Peepth, can thomeone call the Union Guy and th Doggy Righth Commissioner. Dog Farth-er hath woken me from a thound thleep with thome ridiculuth idea that I need to go out to th&#8217; toilet! If they&#8217;re makin&#8217; me go to work again &#8211; I&#8217;m-a gonna howl like a wail-in banshee an&#8217; worsa than Dog Muvver when she&#8217;s drained the champagne. Look at the indignity of it all &#8211; I&#8217;m still in me jarmies for&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":470,"menu_order":3,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":497,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/495\/revisions\/497"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}