{"id":463,"date":"2016-04-26T21:06:56","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T11:36:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=463"},"modified":"2016-04-27T00:10:35","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T14:40:35","slug":"georges-guffaws-16-february-2016","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/georges-guffaws\/georges-guffaws-16-february-2016\/","title":{"rendered":"George’s Guffaws 16 February 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

Yeah, Hey Dude’s! ‘Parently I’m the only one now that hasnt intra-doosed meself and that’s prolly coz I’m real bizzy. Man, I got things ta do. I don’t really\u00a0 like\u00a0 sitting down for too long.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Dog Mother calls me George-ous or Georgie mostly – and just occasionally she calls me Doofus.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>What I\u00a0 like best about livin here at Hope Springs is the amount of room ta run about. I just looooves to run – and I’m\u00a0 really like – fast.\u00a0 Mack thinks he’s the fastest but I know – I am. We have games of chasey down the back sometimes and all of us chase Mack. Dog Mother laughs – and laughs. We all go round and round the tree but like no-one catches him\u00a0 until I think of turning round and going in the opposite direction and we ‘dog sandwich’ him!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>I really love th’ Dog Father and whenever I hear his voice I get super excited. I like to wake him up in th’ mornin’s and play games wif ‘im! I learnt this game ‘afore – where you bite people’s toes\u00a0 and paw\u00a0 their bare feet and toes with your claws. It seems like a really super game to me – ‘specially when they pull their foot back\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

and yell – but th’ Dog Father says he don’ like this game at all – he says No George – this is not a good game to play. <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0\"George<\/span><\/p>\n

Me and Maiser like ta’ play together and often have tugs’o’war\u00a0 ‘wiv th toys. She’s a good sort that Mais – we’re ’bout th same age and good buds!\u00a0\u00a0 <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>\u00a0Th’ Dog Mother here says I have a real fascination for birds and I’m a real ‘Bird Dog!!’<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Especially Magpies – I dunno why – I just luv them!<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>The creek here got really dry on account of we ‘din get no rain and th ducks and Leroy, the goose were really just sitting in a puddle. Me and Maisie couldn’t help\u00a0 ourselves – evrytime we went down there we had to go wading through the water.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>One day – I caught a duck – and – I liked it! Golly Gee and Wow Wee – I was beside meself with ‘citement! I ran up to find Dog Father and told\u00a0 him to\u00a0\u00a0 Come See!! I was just wild with the thrill of it all – but Dog Father didn’ share my joy. He said Georgie Porgie Puddin ‘ n ‘ Pie – you’ve caught a duck and\u00a0 you’ve made it die. Stuff like that will make Dog Mother ask why – and I might be wrong – but there’s a chance she’ll cry! <\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Well – I dunno! Kinda sucked the joy right out of it – especially when I dint get ta go\u00a0 down there again until we had a really big big rain that filled\u00a0 the creek up to the brim and made th’ ducks safe again.<\/span><\/p>\n

\u00a0<\/span>Well gotta go – Mack’s got a toy I wanna pinch, Dog Mothers shoe needs to be brought out to the lounge, Dog Father’s slipper needs to go outside – and I need to help Maisie bark at the garbage truck.<\/span><\/p>\n

Seeya Dudes, yours ‘fechshunately, Georgie.<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Yeah, Hey Dude’s! ‘Parently I’m the only one now that hasnt intra-doosed meself and that’s prolly coz I’m real bizzy. Man, I got things ta do. I don’t really\u00a0 like\u00a0 sitting down for too long. \u00a0Dog Mother calls me George-ous or Georgie mostly – and just occasionally she calls me Doofus. \u00a0What I\u00a0 like best about livin here at Hope Springs is the amount of room ta run about. I just looooves to run –…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":468,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/463"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=463"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/463\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":465,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/463\/revisions\/465"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/468"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=463"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}