{"id":438,"date":"2016-04-26T19:18:29","date_gmt":"2016-04-26T09:48:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/?page_id=438"},"modified":"2016-04-26T21:21:24","modified_gmt":"2016-04-26T11:51:24","slug":"snowies-soliloquy","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/about-us\/hope-springs-gang-gazettes\/snowies-soliloquys-2\/snowies-soliloquy\/","title":{"rendered":"Snowie’s Soliloquy’s 11 February 2016"},"content":{"rendered":"

Hello Peepth, I’m Snow – tho it theems mostly lately that theeth peeps here call me Bunny or Honey Bunny or Funny Bunny. What-th with that? They think coz I’m really tiny, and really fluffy and my tongue thticks out coz I’ve got no teefs left – that I’m a real cutie. Pftth – Cutie – my fluffy little patootie! I could show them a trick or two – but you know what – it’s workin for me. I can eat from whoever’s dinner I want, I get fed my treats in bed, they ca…<\/span>rry me out to the toilet – and then back in again, I’ve got free run of the place, I get to sit in the front seat when we go out – and when we go out on walks – I have a special bag they carry me in – an old gal of my diminutive stature can’t be walking about willy nilly – wastin’ me energies – it’s a precious resource these days. <\/span><\/p>\n

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What I wanna know is – where’th me penshun cheques goin to, ay? I have it on very good o-tho-ri-tie that The Dog Muvver is spendin’ it all on al-co-hol – yep – your sham-pag-n\u00e9e, she-razz and Reez-Lin!<\/p>\n

As if that ain’t enuff – she took me to work for free days – a while back – she says it was th-ree days – but hey – I still don’t got paid yet!!<\/p>\n

Free labour – worked me like a dog. I was so dog-gone tired at the end of the day that I had to go straight to bed when I got home without any thupper.<\/p>\n

I had to meed-ee-ate at Managers Meetings by barking (apparently in a very cute fashion) and they had me filling in forms and doing training shotth and promo shotth to advertise stuff – and – train their staffs.<\/p>\n

Hull-oo though!! Where’th my darn pay-check?? I ask them all the time and they just smile and cuddle me and pat me – and say – “You’re so cute, Bunny!”<\/p>\n<\/div>\n

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Humph – we’ll see how cute they think I am when I get in my Industrial Lawyer and the Union Bloke.<\/p>\n

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In the meantime – they’re bringing my yoghurt drop treatth, they’ve got my milky thticks treats ready for later and they’ve cut my thpecial meat up – just the way I like it – tho check out this “cute-ness” I put on for them! Tell you what though – it-th tiring work looking thith cute all th’ time – I think I need a good lie down and a long dog nap now. Later I’ll go out and thit in the thun for a bit – I’m on rec-re-ayshun-al leave right now.<\/p>\n

I think th’ Dog Muvvers run out of alci-hol coz sheeth not drinkin’ at minit – but if she trieth to make me go back to work – I’ll be demandin a pay rith for sure!<\/p>\n

Thee-ya lata Peepth💕<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Hello Peepth, I’m Snow – tho it theems mostly lately that theeth peeps here call me Bunny or Honey Bunny or Funny Bunny. What-th with that? They think coz I’m really tiny, and really fluffy and my tongue thticks out coz I’ve got no teefs left – that I’m a real cutie. Pftth – Cutie – my fluffy little patootie! I could show them a trick or two – but you know what – it’s…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"parent":470,"menu_order":1,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/438"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=438"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/438\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":457,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/438\/revisions\/457"}],"up":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/470"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/hsedr.org.au\/index.php\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=438"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}